Saturday, June 10, 2006
I've been framed!
Serial Squirrel Slaughter
Authorities were called to the home of Manic Witch to investigate an alleged accidental drowning. According to investigators, Mrs. Witch states when she went into her backyard the evening of June 8th, she noticed something "floating in her pool." The victim was later identified as noted crime fighter,Mr. Secret Squirrel.
This is not the first time
a suspicious death has occured at the Witch home. On September 3rd 2005, a Mr. Rocket J. Squirrel
of "Bullwinkle" fame was discovered dead in the family pool. That case is still under investigation, however at that time Mrs. Witch was not considered a "person of interest." Days after that incident Mrs. Witch was quoted as saying: "This is a really bad recipe
" in reference to Rocket's death.
"That was taken out of context" Mrs. Witch stated to reporters at a recent press conference. "I was referring to his burial grounds. I wasn't trying to be flip about it. It was a horrible, tragic accident. But it was an accident. I swear! I had nothing to do with either incident."
Secret's "Life Partner", Morocco Mole could not be reached for comment at this time.
Charges are pending a full investigation.*It really is an inefficient way to control the squirrel population though.*
Manic Witch wove her spell::
6/10/2006 09:31:00 AM ::