Manic Witch

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hung like a turkey

*actual conversation between friends*

Friend A: Ok, I'm making my first turkey. It's all thawed and ready to go. I just have one question. What do I do with the penis?
Friend B: I'm sorry, the what?
Friend A: The penis. I found it stuffed inside along with the bag of balls.
Friend B: Oh honey. That's the neck. And those are the giblets in that bag.
Friend A: Ew. Why would anyone want those?
Friend B: People make gravy and stuffing out of that stuff.

Now I feel a little better about leaving the bag inside my first turkey.

Manic Witch wove her spell:: 11/24/2007 08:27:00 AM ::