Thursday, August 02, 2007
I can't make THIS shit up either
Actual phone conversation today:Me:
Good afternoon, Company that fucked me, may I help you?Caller:
Yeah, I wanted to fill out an application on line, but it won't let me submit it. It says I already have an account. Me:
Ok, what's your name?Caller:
Hmmm. I don't see you anywhere in our system. What's your social security number? I can ask I.T. to see if they can find you.Jane:
Ok, they found you. You had a different name. According to your application, your name isn't Jane Doe.Jane:
Really? What is it?Me:
*snickers from my co-workers*Jane:
Well...it appears your first name is Babygirl and your last name is Bitch.
*barely controlled laughter*Jane:
I am so embarrased. Me:
So do you go by Babygirl, or do you prefer Miss Bitch?
*laughter becoming louder*Jane:
I guess I should change that, huh?Me:
That's probably a wise idea.
*shrieks of laughter*end of call
That was without a doubt, the high point of my "career" there. The only one.
Manic Witch wove her spell::
8/02/2007 10:39:00 PM ::