Manic Witch

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Dear Midnight,

Pillow farts are never funny. EVER.
I swear to the Goddess, if you ever, EVER do that again, I will have a nice dinner of White Castle Sliders, onion rings, French Onion Soup, all washed down with a couple bottles of beer. Then I am going to crawl into bed, stuff your ass under the covers and create a Dutch Oven of epic proportion. The Army will analyze it for possible use in chemical warfare, knowing it will probably be totally violate the Geneva Convention.
Do we understand each other? Good. You have been warned.

Manic Witch wove her spell:: 3/06/2007 07:32:00 AM ::