Manic Witch

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I'm really NOT bitter. I just thought this was cute...

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and
breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy. "Young Cubs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts
writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.

"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts
writing again.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.

What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts Fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"

Manic Witch wove her spell:: 2/06/2007 08:07:00 AM ::
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