Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Who needs reality TV when we have conversations like this:
Mo-o-om! She hit me harder!Me:
(knowing the answer, but had to ask anyway) Harder than what?Endora:
Harder than I hit her.
You gotta love her honesty.Agatha:
What will the mascot be at my new school?Me:
Good. I hate having one that's also the same name as a condom. (Trojan)Endora:
What's wrong with condiments?
(She wasn't kidding. She really didn't know.)
Hubs took Endora with him to our local video store. In the corner, near the new releases is a room with a sign on the door-Must be 18 to enter. That's where they hide the "Snuggle" movies.Endora:
If you want to go in there to get a movie for you and Mom, I can wait out here.
Hubs was half expecting someone to clap a hand on his shoulder and lead him away for being a pervert.
Seriously, the kid didn't know what was wrong with ANY of those conversations. She really is an innocent.
Manic Witch wove her spell::
1/17/2007 09:25:00 AM ::