Manic Witch

Thursday, October 19, 2006

You know you're exhausted when:

-You briefly long for the days when your kids had 8:00 bed times just so you can go to bed then too. (Percy is great about getting to be on time. The girls are another story. If left to their own devices, they would finally get to bed about an hour before they have to get up).
-You try to update your stash list only to discover you keep mis-counting your 6 4 5 skeins of red yarn.
-You spent the last 20 minutes setting up the coffee maker and setting out your clothes for the next morning just to save 5 minutes in the morning.
-You go to change into your jammies and really struggle to get your top off only to realize that is is a snap front and all you need to do is just give it a tug and it opens right up.
-You are irrationally jealous of your cats.
-You wonder if there is any danger to running an espresso IV on yourself. You still consider it, telling yourself that what you've read are probably just "scare tactics". You give up only because you can't think clearly enough to rig up an IV set up using air freshener, tube sock, turkey baster...

*slaps face*

-You start channeling MacGyver.
-You edit your post 14 times because you've lost all manual dexterity.
-You need to spell check "dexterity."
-You post shit like this knowing that the next day it really won't be as funny as you think it is right now.


-Two hours after you bitch about all this and can finally go to bed, you are so wired that you won't be able to fall asleep for at least an hour.

Manic Witch wove her spell:: 10/19/2006 07:31:00 PM ::