Manic Witch

Monday, June 19, 2006

This is a lot harder than it looks

Only I could do this...I was brushing my teeth and managed to spit toothpaste into my eye. Do I have some special talent? Can I magickally defy gravity by spitting downwards and have the toothpaste travel upwards? No. I just spit into a slow-draining sink and the toothpaste splashed back up and hit me in the eye. And since I know so many of you have wondered if that would burn, but were afraid to try, let me tell you-it does. Like a mother fucker! So please do as I say and not as I do-don't try this at home kiddies. Remember, I am a professional clod.

Manic Witch wove her spell:: 6/19/2006 07:26:00 AM ::