Sunday, January 22, 2006
Where do I even begin to defend myself?
Whored from Girl
- Manic Witch was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Manic Witch!
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Manic Witch!
- Manic Witch was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Manic Witch.
- When Manic Witch is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Manic Witch!
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Manic Witch.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Manic Witch.
- More people are killed by Manic Witch each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
1. I am not *quite* that old.
2. EXCUSE ME??!!
3. I am not THAT fat, thankyouverymuch.
5. Just how old does this fucker think I am?
6. Ok, I can't argue with that.
7. All right, all right! I'll stop cheating on my diet dammit!
9. Yeah baby. I still got it.
10. And only I know where the bodies are hidden.
Manic Witch wove her spell::
1/22/2006 06:44:00 AM ::